my... father's mother's cousin's sister's husband's daughter. come from penang and work. she work some skin shit stuff. and her 2 other sister. fucking chio. got picture i will show u. she the 2nd of 4 kids. 3 girl 1 boy. the eldest girl now married. some actress in KL. dun ask me name. i dono. and anyway lets call this skin specialist ah mei. then she come interview. she bring her mother in law. and her aunt come. so. like this lor. then we meet up with... my father's mother's cousin's brother's wife's daughter. also. but she already working in singapore. then her whole family come. from penang. then like this lor. then we go eat. the no sign board restaurant.
ok when we get there. it was like this. the place is at geylang there lah. dono where. somewhere there. ok picture this.
U get down of the car. First thing u notice. How busy the valet staff is. they were frantic. head full of sweat. and asking "ok ni gen wo de ren zou. ta dai ni qu park che".
Then the first glance of the place is.
U see probably a quater of a football field. filled with those big round tables. probably 50 tables? i dono. fucking squeeze. then the staff ask. "hello, qin wen ji wei?" as the place was very noisy i cannot hear. so i ask again. "er sorry?" that cb staff say " wo jiang ni ji wei" na beh. i jitao say "wo ji wei? wo yi ge ren yi ge wei. ni yao wo ji wei?" cb. fucking chinatard. then the manager? come? i dono some guy came and ask if we had reservation. so i say got lah. under chong. 2 table. then he say ok this way please. we snake-ed through the tables. literally. SNAKE-ED THROUGH. fucking hell. the tables was so unevenly placed. and the gap inbetween the tables was just enough for a person to walk through. so imagine if someone was sitting there. how to walk? then snake-ed lor.
ok sit down liao hor. then like this.
before i sit down hor. i see got prawn shell on the chair. i aleadi so pissed with the staff. then i jitao take the shell throw on the manager feet there. na beh. so big fuss about this no sign board place. cb so hao lian until no need a signboard?
then we wait for my father to park the car. wait like 15mins. i also dono he park at where park so long. then we order. then we order drink. i ask them got what can drinks? then the chinatard say "wo men she me guan shui dou you" proudly like that. then i wanted to drink heaven and earth green tea. so i ask. "you mei you tian yu di de lui cha". then she say loudly " huh? she mou? she mou tian yu di? " "lui cha jiu shi lui cha ma. she mou tian yu di". then she walk away. this is the service of the no sign board staffs. the restaurant no sign board. the staff also no politeness nothing! nothing at all. then she come and serve the drink. then she give me the pokka green tea. i dun like pokka. too sweet. no green tea taste. so i tell her i dowan this. then she say" len (then) ni yao she mou " i said soya bean drink. then she jitao take the green tea and walk away. fuck her. whole family die.
ok the first dish - drunken prawns the prawn was not nice. it was rather hard. dint really like it. the soup, not that nice as well. alot of the herbs. so 1/4 of the whole pot is herb. 1/2 is prawn. then leave 1/4 of the pot for soup lor.
second dish - brocolli not bad. not too hard. not too soft. but abit tasteless. i also dono wtf dish.
third dish - chicken this one nice. a little bouncy. yet soft.
fourth dish - some you tiao thingy not nice.
fifth dish - noodles this noodle is the one... the fat one. but it looks over fat.
sixth dish - chilli crab the chilli crab is nice. the chilli is nice. fucking huge pincers too. sri lankan crabs. say.. a rating of 8/10. the best crab i had so far is still in penang. but this one had me almost licking the plate for the chilli. after i cleared all of them.
seventh dish - black pepper lobster the lobster is quite large. then also the meat inside got the black pepper taste. the lobster nice. the black pepper too much pepper. i dono but i dun like.
eighth dish - soursop jelly water? i dono. this desert helps to cool the mouth after the crab.
overall rating for food? 6/10 overall rating for staff? 3/10 overall rating for overall? 3/10 guess how much was it for this meal? for 13 adults 2 toddlers. total 15. not 300. not 500. but 677$ 677! 6 fucking hundered and 77 dollar. six hundered and seventy seven dollar. 677$ oh my god. so lets do the maths... 677/14(2 kids = 1 adult) = 48.35$ thats 48$ per person. lol. my god. and guess who pays? my dad. 677 for him for a meal he ok. 60$ give me go out spend also cannot. sian. anyway. theres my summary of No Signboard shitface.
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